Posted by Joe Walkowski (WNYTC ORCA) [72.228.140.13] on Saturday, April 06, 2024 at 2:04PM :
THE ECLIPSE IS HERE!- a couple days early! Pic…
For lure collectors! View pic only if wearing protective Eclipse glasses!
Sorry for all the hype, but WNY is buzzing with excitement over this event! Expecting over 1M visitors to the area. Roads are being blocked off, hotel rooms at $450/night, Corona sold out!, be prep for delays of hours, all kinds of Eclipse souvenirs around, etc.
RUMORS:
the sun won’t turn back on after the Eclipse passes (US plans to fire atomic warheads at the sun if the pilot light goes off!)
phono-electric sensors will start working in reverse
there’s people wearing blankets and ORCA hats to protect their skin
your eyes will go out of synch with the sudden change from light- dark- to light in minutes and you’ll have to go to a doctor to have them reset!
Because of the opposing gravities, the Moon will get stuck between the Earth and Sun and parts of the US will forever be in darkness! So when (if) the sun starts emerging from behind the moon’s shadow, give a cheer!
You saw it here at Joe’s first!
What does this pic have to do with lure collecting? Wait for it… wait for it… tomorrow! Best—- Joe Walkowski (WNYTC ORCA)
-- Joe Walkowski (WNYTC ORCA) -- signature WBHX1.
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